Payaso letter is a lore book in Wasteland 3.
Description[ | ]
This document has a military-seeming letterhead, but it’s covered in uneven scribbling and stamped with the symbol of a clown.
Transcript[ | ]
GROUP CHUCKLEFUCKS,
The oUtsIde is cOld and fuLL of dangers!! YOU are the Finest Clowns of the Clowncademy and your DADDY has faith in you to take on our mOst dangerous mission Establish an outpost at the Toy Warehouse
SAFEGUARD THE TOOTH FAIRY Enemies are coming AND THEY WILL BE MANY
and don’t any of you chucklefucks dare die out there. Anyone dies I’ll fucking kill ya
Commodore Clown Ditso Gogo
Signature Joke:
Why did the clown cross the road?
To get to his rubber chicken!
Location[ | ]
- Bizarre Exterior: Toy Workshop. Inside a container in the locked room (Lockpicking 5).